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 Post Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:16 am | Post subject: Make WinBoards great again!!!
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Hey guys so I'm pretty depressed today and I had an individual in #winboards (see my signature) drill me on why even though it was ever so plainly obvious! So I figured I'll just cut to the chase on the new style of Administration.


This is the new method of Administration that involves the WinWorld Golden Swamp™. This consists of your supreme leader, Me, along with my group of cronies, Duff, SomeGuy and ka0s. Us, as the WinWorld Golden Swamp™, can say and do whatever we want, without any question from peons like you.

Border Security:
If we are not fond of you, for any reason, then we no longer need to provide you our resources. We have a serious problem with the undesirables and by implementing this Virtual Border Wall™ which will keep them out of downloads which are for TRUE WINBOARDRZZZZ UZRS ONLY!!!!11onzomg We don't want moochers takkng our downloadz.

The MAGALock™:
The MAGALock™ is a heavy duty mega lock that will be used in full fierce force when we lock threads going forward. It looks like this:

So uh, let's just be real. The ads make money. The ads make *me* money. And instead of investing in any additional infrastructure I will be rewarding my hard efforts into this site by taking the money and putting it into Disneyland passes. You're welcome. I think they are here to stay now, they are no longer delivering malware. Most of the ones I have encountered are SFW. If you have a problem with one or two stupid dating ones coming in that are otherwise harmless, stop being a prude, because you probably voted for one.

3am angry hateful announcements
Expect these on a regular basis. In 128 characters or less.


Welcome to the next 4 years kids.

And of course, you guessed it. As the lowly peon, your opinions on this new policy is completely irrelevant and unwelcome! And that means....

The problem with today's America:

R-Type #winboards wrote:
[22:57:37] <Shawn|4650M> I voted for him
[22:57:48] <Shawn|4650M> without much research

Please remember that your political opinions are unwelcome on WinBoards and the WinBoards GoldenSwamp(TM) (a.k.a the Administration) is free to do "what they want" just liek zomg #MAGA @realDonaldTrump

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